Does anyone now any good latin jokes or birthday cards?

i need ancient latin jokes for a birthday card. so it should relate to birthdays somehow. a site with e-cards would be good. but if u have a good one, just write it. please help. thx





ps. i mean roman latin, not latino

Does anyone now any good latin jokes or birthday cards?
I've found these and you can find some more on the link:





Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus vntosissimis exponebantur ad necem.


In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.





Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.


I think we're on the same wavelength.





Fac ut gaudeam.


Make my day.





Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea pousi.


Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.





Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum.


We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.





Demum, veniunt porci.


At last, here come the pigs.





Die dulci fruere.


Have a nice day.





Sit vis nobiscum.


May the force be with you.





Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua.


The only good language is a dead language.





Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur


Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Reply:tu fortis et inteligentes maior tum non potestas et sciencias!





Something like that. I'm only in latin 1 and I probably messed all of the grammer and spelling up.