Birthday Cards for old people?

What funny old people quotes can you put in a birthday card for someone who is turning 42

Birthday Cards for old people?
Ha-ha that's very funny, especially since I'm 46. How about "Congratulations, you're another year closer to the half a century mark!"
Reply:I provided for you a few links to hopefully help you in your search for a humorous quote to fit the person and their birthday.





I think the funniest one I found was: “Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.” By: Helen Rowland





(You could change the age from 40 to 42)
Reply:cheat my friend!


Visit a hallmark store and put your own spin on it! ;)
Reply:First you crawl.


Then you walk.


Then you begin to stoop.


Getting old is pigeon poop.
Reply:tell them that they must know every thing in the universe because 42 is the answer to every thing(read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy)
Reply:42's not old, if your a tree!