Guys, please tell me some of your best sarcastic lines to write in a birthday card?

Hii,


I am looking for some sarcastic lines to write in a birthday greeting card meant for a girl who's turning 29 in a couple of days. Please write as much as possible. I'd prefer some sarcastic humour or what some people call cocky comedy. you can also give me some links if you know some sites about sarcastic humour. I dont mind a touch of romance in that but not the 'wuss' type please. thanks.

Guys, please tell me some of your best sarcastic lines to write in a birthday card?
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you


just look at your wrinkles i would hate to be you ...lol sorry drunk x
Reply:god ur getting older and wrinklier everday...But ur still gonna have cake at these parties for me to pig out on right? Happy bday (insert name).





Love,


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Reply:no can't help sarcastic is lowest form wit, it could backfire.Usually Chavs resorts to this.
Reply:one year more and you will have to pay young guys to have sex with you.
Reply:Hi. "29?... Still?..."
Reply:My your looking well have you been sick
Reply:honey, u've tried the guys, now how about a brainy gals'? after all, u want to impress a girl, oughtn't u to ask girls insteada blokes? *shaking head* look at all those lame answers above...tsk.


what i like to write when i'm in that mood is...





Here's a card to someone who's witty, intelligent, sexy, fun, and totally indispensable to humankind...but, enough about me! (then on the other side of the card, write, the following)


here's to someone who's all that and more!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Reply:How about ..... Money's tight, times are hard,


here's your (beep beep)


Birthday Card !!!
Reply:Dear %26lt;whoever%26gt;


you've no idea how much you really mean to me... that's why we're still friends.


Luv


%26lt;whoever%26gt;
Reply:Age is a matter of feeling...not of years.





The trouble with aging is that by


the time you finally know your way


around, you don't feel like going





Twenty-nine is when you finally get your head


together and your body starts falling apart





As a gift I bring you chocolates but I know you prefer botox
Reply:"Happy birthday Grandma...remember its better to be over the hill...than buried under it!! :)
Reply:Ah ur nearly 30 - your looking more like my mother everyday - Now lets see yours so I can be sure wot ur gonna look like a few short years...
Reply:I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind
Reply:i was coming with your gift but it got stolen so i fought to get this back at least...
Reply:One of the cards I got for my 29th had Old and Wrinkly on the front and in the middle - I don't thinkly.





Made me smile!
Reply:on the front - when i first met you i felt something deep inside me








and on the inside - my dinner coming out








i just made that up
Reply:Youre so cool.


Any cooler and you would be me.


(Taken from an actual card I received.)





The botox is in the post?





You look good for your age.


I bet you look even better when I put my glasses on O_o





Then "I love ya really"


Sorry best I could come up with in such quick amount of time.
Reply:29, the last gasp before middle age





29, thank god I love older women





next birthday you had better start lying about your age
Reply:I think that there IS only one thing that you can do...............





Send her a card saying "HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY."





She is probably already dreading the idea of turning 30, so bringing it a whole year forward a year could get the effect that you are after !!!





(You could also get her on of those small cakes, a badge etc - all saying 30th too)
Reply:I've never been called 'Toy Boy' by my mates until now.......
Reply:Think you addressed this to the wrong gender.


Witty sarcastic humour is generally a woman's domain.


Cocky comedy, definitely a guy thing... and likely to make the girl never speak to you again.


Am I allowed to post the question 'Who thinks Romeo B is likely to be single soon?'!!

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