What is one of the funniest Birthday Cards you have been given?

No crude but funny. What were the words?





I received this from a friend of ours:-





Dear......





ONE DAY YOU SHIPWILL COME IN;- but,


WITH YOUR LUCK, YOU WILL PROBABLY BE AT THE AIRPORT.





Hope you all have a good week.

What is one of the funniest Birthday Cards you have been given?
That's a good one, I like it!





I had one saying:


The bright side of getting older is, the older you get you need more cake to fit all the candles on!
Reply:My Rival gave me a card and it says:


Happy Birthday Suckerzz!!
Reply:That is not fair...the funniest card I have seen was CRUDE.





It says....To My Wife of many Wonderful Years, This year for your birthday a bought you a card and a vibrator.





Inside it says...if you don't like the card you can go **** yourself.





Now that is truely funny
Reply:My dad got a funny one, it went like this:





Happy birthday!


Today is your birthday so you can pick any of the following to do today:


Fart


Drink beer


Watch a football game


Nothing


Eat





Lol, i thought it was hilarious XD
Reply:(on the front) so i'm standing in line to buy you this frikkin birthday card and the old lady in front of me is searching in her purse to find 'the exact change' like shes's gonna get some frikkin 'exact change award' and the guy at the cash register only cares about the girl at the other cash register and then the old man in front of me has to argue about the price of something and you better love this card because i...





(on the inside)stole it...happy birthday

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