What was one of the funniest birthday cards you got?

One of the funniest for me which was sooo true.





Dear.........





ONE DAY YOUR SHIP WILL COME IN, BUT;-





WITH YOUR LUCK YOU WILL PROBABLY BE AT THE AIRPORT!





Have a blessed week

What was one of the funniest birthday cards you got?
My eldest son sent me a card that said Happy Brithday Mom on the front, on the inside was a big paper clip--it said remember that paper clip I swallowed when I was 3 well, I found it, thought you would want to know.
Reply:on my 50th birthday,,,,an old tintype kind of card of a bunch of old ladies sitting in front of a building,,,kind of like a class picture.


inside: your room is waiting.
Reply:My sister sent me a card and on the front is had a picture of "a gaggle of geese" and a "herd of cattle" and on the inside it had a picture of a birthday overflowing with candles and it said "a ****load of candles".
Reply:The funniest I have is a card that says on the front:


"It's your birthday, so if I won the lottery...





and inside it says:


I'd let you stand by me, while they hand me the check!"


Happy Birthday!
Reply:I have 3 sisters, all health nuts. One sis gave me a birthday card and on the front it had 4 women sitting in a restaurant and the waitress took the first 3 orders from them which was salad and the 4th said she'd have, "the truckers special with a banana split"!!!
Reply:That is adorable. It is fitting and appropriate for my life too.





My brother sent me a "strip o gram (male) " at work! I just about died of embarrassment though

DOG